Here comes the realtime article of the Impulse Summer Party 1992, also called the Gurgelkvack Convention, which took place in STEnungsund, Sweden. It started on Friday 24th July and ended Sunday 26th. Enjoy dis.... ;*************************************************************** Real time article for ST-NEWS. Please write in English. Not to much bullshit, please! Always write: Time, day, and who you are. ****************************************************************** Friday 12.31 Ohhh! Already opened the door for us??? Micke m.fl. ****************************************************************** Friday 24th, 12.39 PM: Yo!! Dis is Longshot of Impulse. Welcome to our party!! This is surely the 1st entry, but hopefully not the last!! See U l8er!! Longshot of Impulse ****************************************************************** Friday 24 july will probaly No Ball Crews new mega demo called Kalle Anka Suger Pung part one be realesed. Demo is coded by me Snake of No Ball Crew. ***************************************************************** Friday 24th,15.45 PM: Hello this is Graf of No Ball Crew i will call this konvent a little bit lame in this moment hope to see more people!! ***************************************************************** Friday 24th, 16.12 PM: This is JEZ. I have only one question to God, Thor or someone else almighty man: - Were are all people????? ***************************************************************** Friday 24th 16.34 PM: Yo. Dis is Yeager of TLH here. Just writing some bullshit.... Well... Look out for our new modules and our new demo (Amiga)... C U Later ..... STE Rulez !!! **************************************************************** Friday 24th 16.35 PM: Hello this is Mr.Fletch from The Final Spacecoders - G.R.C. **************************************************************** Friday 24th 16.50 PM A part of NoCrew has arriwed now!!! Greets from Budda and NoPoint to all other ST users. **************************************************************** Fredag den 24... 17.30 Omega, Electra, Sync samt Armada/Agression har anl„nt efter 4 dagar hemma hos Liesen/Omega. Partyt verkar skitbra fast lite lite folk. Klart tuff aula! M†nga chipssorter och billig cola... Redhead/Sync g†r omkring och visar sitt lilla t„njbara stj„rth†l s† att alla kan se. Groteskt! **************************************************************** Friday 17.57 What the heck? Can`t you type English? That`s too bad... Micke m.fl. **************************************************************** Kl. 18.28 ... Inner Circuit Explorers has arrived some hours ago... It`s sure is a great party... 50 people or so... but let`s hope there`s coming some more soon... Okey... I`m here to win the demo-contest so vote on us... Bye! Greetings Techwave of ICE.... ****************************************************************** 20.06...still Friday.... I`m back!! Who? Longshot of Impulse of corzz! Well, were are the people? On lunch? Anyhow, I bet (not too much!) that some guys will drop by tomorrow. Otherwise some people (no names yet) will pay.....in blood.... Signing off Longshot of Impulse ****************************************************************** 11:26...Saturday.... WHERE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE? You're supposed to be here now. Shame on you! But even though you're missing the party is and has been great. Ultimate Oskar (????) (I can't find out neither anything better nor anything worse) ****************************************************************** 12:29:36...Saturday.... Mosh everybody (errr.. many dudes are here.. no!). Anyway, our party wasn't that big either.. I wonder what the hell has happened to the Swedish ST scene (or the ST scene in general). I mean, A***a- parties are more well-visited (1300 people (?) in Denmark and so on, they can organize 4 parties in one weekend without major problems. But who cares anyway.. By the way, I'm Dark Shadow (lame handle, no?!) also known as Lars Johansson (SHN is good 4 U, first you can read, then laugh and then use it as toilet paper, great huh?). And just if you don't know I'm a member of TIV (not HIV) of Flexichron (vi har flesk i skorna!). TIV is a shortform for The Invizibles. Anyway, I'm kinda half-member of Imagina aswell.. Flexichron consists of: TIV, Offbase, Trimate, Hack Pack and Imagina (och tre distade grisar i 4 bitplan). Hey, where are all the bullshit? Well, above I guess. MEEETTAALLIICCCAA... Dark Shadow / Flexichron vital motion and sonic fx productions unlimited... signing off. ****************************************************************** HAR HAR REDAN TROTTNAT ATT SPELA TURRICAN 2 PA DATORN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 ****************************************************************** 14:07 Saturday ? INGEN vill spella innebandy??????? D†lig stil!! TLH kommer att delta, och kanske TFS ***************************************************************** VI I T.L.H VILL TACKA IMPULSE F0R ETT VALORGANISERAT KONVENT. HEJA T.L.H DOM RAR INGEN PA. ***************************************************************** OTROLIGT LITE FOLK!!!!! VI KOMMER ATT VINNA EN LYNX... TFE IS A BOG OCH LIESEN AR HANS POJKVAN. NEJ.. HAN LJUGER... HAN HAR INGEN ORSAK WHATSOEVER ATT VARA SVARTSJUK. ***************************************************************** 15.00 Saturday I have still not seen any crowd around here, well okey, maybe in No Crew's room. Counting the loses, hmmm something around 5 to 10 kilo SEK, very aproximately 500-1000 ś. No indoor bandy tournament either, no interest at all. JEZ of Impulse *************************************************************** Yepp Snake of N.B.C. is here once again. Now ya can copy the mega blasting demo Kalle Anka Suger Pung part 1 And that one is a real cool demo for you. And a note to all "Ingen ball grupp rullar i tos" Cul8er **************************************************************** 16.39 PM, Saturday.... Lie down on the floor and keep calm! (c TLB & KLF!!) Now we've got the enormous amount of 81 people....-90 Longschottis off Impoelsa ] sorry pals and hostile fans...That was just the Darkest of Shadows lurking around....I'm back now!! And I am Longshot of Impulse, OF CORZZZ! SEE YA L8ER (another copyright...) **************************************************************** 16:49, Saturday... Oh no! I'm right now typing on this damaged ST keyboard (I heard that Omega wanted to buy the spacebar..). Well, there's not much going on right now but I think we will hear some guitars going chugga chugga wang 2-nite. Ok, I C that U R still reading this boring crap.. Moshing is good 4 ya dude! I'm not really sure what to do or wot 2 type so let's get the hell out of this realtime article.. Dark Shadow / Flexichron (Flesk-i-skon)! ***************************************************************** johan har aids alla spelar keno hej hopp i kalle snopp Fran en lokal huligan. ***************************************************************** We rule. No BALL CREW!!! ***************************************************************** No you don't!! Because we rule ower you. Greets from NoCrew. Piss you !!! NoBallCrew!! New Kids on the Block are GOOD! ***************************************************************** 17.00 Saturday Answer to above: Whats worst, owning an amiga or having aids? I believe it`s meeting MA!? By the way, it`s not aids, it`s just that i got drop from the third floor to the ground then i was born. Otherwise i am quite like every other human around here.. I eat, i Breath...... By the way II, Omega didn`t wanna pay for the spacebar of course. They also wanted some other keys. By the Way III: How did your (Liesen, Abel and someone more) coke blast experiment turn out. I really hope you did it outdoors. JEZ of Impulse. ****************************************************************** 17.05 Saturday. We know nothing about the thing above. Greets from No Crew. ****************************************************************** Va`hasba` und ka-ba` ! /RH ***************************************************************** 17.20 Sathurday amiga is best ****************************************************************** 17.25 Saturday I think.. Gosh, wot now? Let me type some Swedish shit to learn all foreign chaps some useful phrases.. Jaevla, Satan, Helvete, Fan, Hinhaale, Amiga... ooops, suddenly I swear.. Amiga, such a bad word.. I've actually got one grey box with gurus in it (an Amiga 500, Workbench 1,3) - it's good 4 abreacting. No I think ST(E)'s are better.. Can't you type something more worthwhile I hear you cry.. Ok. -Wraaaaaaaaaaap! Ganska osynlig, dunkel skugga med flesk i galoscherna... ****************************************************************** 17.38 Saturday ... Howdy... Dis is Yeager of TLH here.. Just writing some bullshit. Nothing else to do... Well.. Dis is a good party BUT it`s not so much people here at this moment... For an hour ago I and the rest of TLH (and Mr. Fletch of TFS) were at the cafe and we played some pinball and ate a hamburger ... GOOD ... We also played some bowling (guess who won !!) Now I will swear .... AMIGA AMIGA What a fucking machine !!! Everything with it are LAME... Except PINBALL DREAMS !! It`s super ... When does the STE version come ?????? The weather are very nice ... (Hmmm.. Nothing else to write !!) BUT the pizza were AWFUL !!!! I have never ate such fucking shit.. Well ... I must go now .. See ya soon .. REMEMBER > WE WILL WIN THE MUSIX CONTEST < REMEMBER Yeager signing off / Vi syns , grabbar !!! I must say hi to Evil of "Dead Hackers Society": VARF0R KOM DU INTE??? DIN JAVLA HELE !!! ******************************************************************** * 21:20 Now the Party peolpe have got their PIZZZZZZZAAAS! And their allready eaten too except one. Bye and greets from NoCrew for the third (?) time now!!! Greets to all girls here!!! And that's one! There have been three!!! ******************************************************************** ** 21.36 Now the last one has been eaten as well. ******************************************************************** * 22.00 Der Blitzkrieg has started... Electra and Omega against Nocrew... Nocrews room and computers are full of pizzasallad... ******************************************************************** * 22.02 Omega's socks stink. The sock's from them are placed by them, on our floor, in our room, that we sit in. Hehe. We have proof (pictures) when Omega (Liesen and RED) cleaning their room with brooms. Hehe. You don't want this to come into this diskmagazine do you? (HEHEHE) Or to be spread in the bbs world do you? Signed NoCrew! ******************************************************************** ****** 23.10 hello this is graf of no ball crew i will only say one thing this party stiks and the hardrock band was a lot of noise.!!!! graf of nbc ******************************************************************** ***** well hello there lamers. where in the hell are all horny girls in this place or is it a bonnahala?? This was Snake of no ball crew!!!!!! we rule!!!!!!!!!!!! ******************************************************************** **** 00.15 sunday ssprrraak this is RAZOR ONE of the SCREAMING EAGLES!!!!! yes were new.It is to late to do anything serious so im just sitting talking bullshitt.This is the first party im attending so i didnt bring my computer.well its time to have another coke..Over and out. ******************************************************************** ** 00.45 sunday n.k.o.t.b sucks so do no crew ******************************************************************* 00.51 Sunday And here WE go !! We don`t have much to say, but we hope Impulse will get the money back... Micke m.fl. ******************************************************************** * Sunday 01.09 Va`hasba` ?! Some body told me they (Impulse) were going to show T2 on Saturday night, but no way! Micke m.fl. ******************************************************************** * Sunday 01.22 precisely ("mrs watch" told me that). And now the watch shows 01.23 Bye.. And do something better than reading dis'. DS/TIV/FLEXICHRON ******************************************************************** * Sunny day? No early Sunday. 01.26 ******************************************************************** * Sunday, 2:02.... Have no fear, Longshot is here....(sounds familiar..) Everyone is very quiet here...Pump up the (jam?) volume somebody please before I die of, well something.... Liesen and RED are playing football in here, great that someone have fun after all....(I mean, if anybody have had bad luck it sure is us!! More details later, if I survives....) At last Terminator 2 is running.... Hi to Zyx, Turtle and all you cool people in ICE...(may the loud volume (muu?) be with you...) Mediumuppl”sningens bild „r h„r, sk„rmar gnistra och glimma. Lamersarna ligger stilla, endast Longshot „r vaken.... It's now 2:52 (I`m very lazy right now....) Be impulsive..... ************************************************************ No Crew really sucks so why don't they fuck off and go and hang themself in their ass. With them on a party you know that you have to be into a war with them so the can really fuck off. guess who LAMERS. ************************************************************* 04.00 Go die mister! I want to kill you for kalling humanbeens for things like that but ofkourse you kan kall an lamer thease words! But if you fucks up with them again i slowly going to strangle you! Ok??? ************************************************************ 4.03 Red and Haq of Omega: Hello on you, it is not so much fun here... We just had to buy some toys, like balls, freesbies and soapbubbles... so now we're having much more fun!! Everytime we (thats Omega and Kasper and Abel from Electra) tries to stir up something that will be fun and mindfreeing, Someone just says that we should calm down, and not to throw all our garbage at No Crew... sorry to have to say this, but I think that these new groups etc, totally lack the old kind of partyriot- feeling, thats so important to get boring parties going... We veterans feel quite restless nowadays... I'm sitting here with my little pillow, feeling strange... It is also very hot and I'm a little sweaty... The one thing about these new parties that we like and looks forward to, is that we get to know Electra even better... I definetly think that it's very sad that they don't live closer... Now they are showing Arachnophobia... I haven't seen it, everyone thinks that it is very scary... I will give a little report on my view later... Red **************************************************************** 5:flum nanting Hi. I'm a member of NoCrew. Gladje,roligt,lon,pengar pa banken,Atari ,Fint vader och hastighet --- I was asked to write something positive ,and so I did.( fortsater senare )... **************************************************************** 6.00 I`m a member in TOXIC.. We were supposed to release our demo but, we have a sick member, all he want`s to do is to listen to modules. When he aint lissening to modules he is sleeping.. Fuck you Naughty..... The Beast signing off......... **************************************************************** 06.05 Sunday Yeager here ... (Tired of course!!) I saw Arachnophobia just now and I must say that it's great !! Hmmm.. I must go to bed (?) now ... I'm tired See ya tomorrow ... *****************************************************************- 6.07 Red: Sorry, but I fell asleep... I did not get scared by the part I managed to see... Quite boring actually... funky cameramovement though. ... **************************************************************** 6.09 Red (again...): I could also tell you that I have stretched my ankle... The Arachnophobic sleep made my pain grow till a hammering noise... Strange, cause I actually had the same problem at the TCB party a couple of years ago... feels kinda stupid... Fuck, one can just feel how nice and comfortable it used to be when my foot was it's former self... disturbing... Pain, pain, go away... Maybe you, reading this in a distant future, may cause my foot to get better... even though you may not feel sorry for me... The very thought may cure me in my present time? No I don't think so either, but whishing can't harm? Now I must stop this, self-pity is so pathetic... ... ************************************************************* 06.25 Sunday I'm not asleep yet ... Just tired ... ************************************************************* jag vill ha en negerboll.. men det vagrar dom att suporta mig med. ************************************************************* 07.30 sunday EAGLE of NO BALL CREW was here on this boring konvent whith no peaple at al almoust the swapping is no god then you have the moust things already befour you kom here and evrybady looks in your posso box and you get anything by yourself wery boooooring ************************************************************ 08.01 Sunday NoCrew delivers their Demo! ********************************************************** 8.05 Sunday NoCrew again Lets write about NKOTB what we wrote a kilo byte from here. We all hate NKOTB don't we??? If you don't, you must be a girl or a gay. HEHEHE. Peace to NBC. I hope but I dont like their name. Signed NoPoint of NoCrew. ********************************************************** 8.06.13 Sunday Let's make peace (why? comment from NoCrew) to NOCREW and sorry for the text in the fuck ste demo and we don't want to make a war with diz crew. so forget all shit in the demo Bye from SNAKE OF NO BALL CREW. ******************************************************************** *** 9.10.17.53 Sunday morning, DS/TIV/Flexichron It's very quiet right now and it seems like everybody (eh?) are sleeping or have they just left the building?? Gaaasp, wot to do on this godforsaken party? Who have got the answers? I have no motivation to do something creative.. Well, I didn't watch Aracnophobia (Acne-phobia) 2-nite since I've seen that movie already, long time ago. Was it scary? NO! It's a bloody comedy. Well, anyway, it's nothing wrong with comedy.. I just wanted to point out that some of the horror/thrillers and so on are not scary at all and in fact funny.. errr? Howcome? It's pathetic with ugly monsters running about killing.. The older the movies are the uglier the monsters are (i.e. the fx are worse).. The club of interest makes notes.. It's soon time to show the contributions to the competitions I think.. atleast I hope so, since nothing is really going on right now. What should be going on? Don't ask me. Well, I have to catch the train to Gothenburg 12.21 since it's the only train to Gothenburg before 17.00 or something like that (I don't remember). Well, wot about the hardrock concert last night? Well, it was not really my style (it could have been more thrashy). Anyway it was quite loud.. When I got back here to the "shopping-desk" it seemed like the crowd here had produced a lot of earwax in the assembly hall.. since they were shaking their ears.. Whooops, broelstad adventure is quite a sick story indeed (I found it on one of my disks recently, I had forgotten it). It's so utterly weird that I won't type 'bout it anymore. ******************************************************************** *** 9.46 Sunday, NKOTB sucks a lot! ******************************************************************** *** 10.00 Sunday DS/TIV/Flexichron I've taken control of the fuckin' "shopping-counter" a lot even though I'm not arrangin' this party. So I think it would be fair if I get some free coke, chips or anythin'. Right now I'm just gettin' bored. Hey if I hadn't been here who the hell could have been here since those lazy Impulse dudes are havin' too much else to do. The entrance fee back wouldn't be that bad either.. or? I just want to take seat in the assembly hall right now. Ooops, I must not forget to catch the train.. Bleeeeeuurgggh, now they (Longschottis) spoke about the competitions in the lousy loud- speakers (ahh knaster demo knaster tavlingen knaster). Ooops, Longshottis is here now (I hope that he doesn't have a wooden stick or something to smash my head with). Phew, now Jez of Impulse have taken place behind the counter so I'll leave ya now.. ******************************************************************** ** 10.35 Sunday It`s JEZ here. Hmm, I believe we have had very much of unluck and it has really been a lack of good organisation. No Folks, if we had at least 150 persons here we would have had all the things we originally planned, like an indoors bandy tournament, the showers would have been opened longer, the big cafe would have been opened longer and so on.... Two of our members has gone ill (including me). We have also one extremely lazy person in this group, responsible for a lot of shit. Now i am sittin in the Cafe, waiting for the competitions to end so that all people can leave. There will not be an another party from us, that`s one for sure. (Lancelot:Don`t say that!). And we will have no demo finish for the competition coz of some stupid bugs.Hey TLH, we will use your music later, if we are allowed.The demo will be released at the ATARI fair in Trelleborg. It will then also be much bigger. JEZ of Impulse ******************************************************************** Sunday two minutes after JEZ ********** *Lancelot* (the one in Impulse and not him in TLH or in some finish ********** group (don't worry I'll change the name)) I think JEZ sounded a bit depressed (JEZ comment: "I am ") and I can admit that I`m also depressed (Chorus:"Ooh we are so depressed") but I`m used to it . Why then are we depressed and moaning in sorrow? I speak only for myself now... Not for all the money we have to pay as there didn`t show as many people as we hoped. NO because that the visitors might (must) have disappointed at this party and I am very sorry for that. Some people thinks that much equipment is more important than good organisation and good feeling (it would also have been much cheeper for us and for YOU). We shall give the indoors - bandy price to TLH (what does TLH mean? (I've heard alot of nasty suggestions)) since they were the only one that wanted to play. Very big thanks goes to Dark Shadow for helping us so much. Wow suddenly three of Impulse member is feeling sick (now we get for being so naughty). Maybe some of you party-visitors feel bitter but remember we are more bitter than you (HA! HA!) ...\ Lancelot (with help from JEZ) **************************************************************** Who the hell/fuck/boiled herring are NKOTB ? **************************************************************** NKOTB change your name to NEW SHIT ON THE PITT!!!!!!! **************************************************************** 11:48 Sunday, DS/TIV/Flexichron I will leave in 2 minutes.. Well, the winners of the competitions have got their prizes now. Whooops, 1 minute left till my taxi arrives. Bye everybody. Thanx to Impulse for my stay here. Whoooops 11:50................... **************************************************************** ...\ Lancelot 11.49 We (JEZ,Lancelot and Longshot) are quite upset , we discovered that someone has removed all comments about the bad things at this party for example when Omega/Electra got upset becoz of the big cafe closed at 5.pm and they **************************************************************** 12:16.... The competitions are over..... Demo winners: Electra Musax winner: Turtle of ICE Grafix winner: RED of Omega All right. The show must go on....but our convention is almost over now..... I've got to say thanx to all people helping us during this party. Megathanx to Dark Shadow for helping us a great deal.... Greetings to all folx at this party.... Time is running out here, but do always remember: Be impulsive.... Contact us: Longshot of Impulse Reine Larsson Gategard 6975 S-444 91 STENUNGSUND SWEDEN ************************************************************* sunday 12.44 Oh?... Eh?... Where amI? I can`t remember! Oh, yes now I remember, in Nosnas (Ugh!) at the Impulse convention... Micke m.fl ************************************************************* 14.21, still Sunday U can't believe it! 2 fellows just popped by. A bit late, or? Nyarar...By the way, if you wonder who Longschottis is, then it's me. You should know by now that it's only Dark Shadow of Flesk-i-skon trying to piss me off....(Ha! Lamer! Loser! You didn't succeed this time....Hope to see you soon). Longshot of Impulse ********************************************************* 14.46 Sunday Finally almost everybody has gone, some No Crew members are still around. I have talk to some people around and they seemed to really have enjoyed this party. The only bad thing seemed to be the lack of people. And maybe temporary lack of good organisation, due to that we had more activities than we had members to take care of it. Again, thanx to Dark Shadow of TIV for helping us. The only sad thing is that Omega and Electra had to be megalomaniacs and messing up their classroom totaly. Fortunaly they didn`t break anything, at least, not what I know of. Attended crews: No Crew, ICE, TLH, Crystalic, TFS/GRC, Aggression, Unnersal Coders, Exonic, Kruz, Toxic, No Ball Crew, Sync, electra, omega, and some small groups... JEZ of Impulse *************************************************************** *************************************************************** *************************************************************** A week after the Party: We have, with some detective work figured out who is responsible for some text removing. We won't tell you who, but they were in war with Omega for a while. And it's not No Crew nor us. The reason why the "Omega complaining" disappeared is just a coincidence, due to the other text removing. Longshot complains about my way of describing the situation. But I believe you are smart enough to understand, aint ya. JEZ of Impulse. ************************************************************** Well, here comes my point anyhow. If you wrote on this article and your entry cannot be found up there, then you are a victim of the bloody lamer (we know who he is....). This person (and some more dudes) did erase some parts of the text, and saved the erased version onto the disk, and therefore we can't replace the text. Some people were also trying to be funny by inserting text on random places. (for an example, check my 1st entry. One minute it was the 1st entry, the next minute it was the 2nd..) I'm truly sorry about all this, but what to do? Bye for now, but Impulse will be back when you least expect it... Hasta la vista! Longshot of Impulse *****************************************************************